The Paperback Version of Farm Ramblings Is Up

You heard it here first. The paperback version of my first book of poetry titled "Farm Ramblings" is available for sale on Amazon. Click here to purchase the book! There is also an eBook edition that can be sampled/purchased here.




The description from Amazon can be read below

"This collection of outlandish poems transports the reader back to a time before logic, the internet, and hygiene. Welcome to Great Depression Era small-town America, where the people are hysteric and the poetry is intense. In his first large collection of poetry, author Ord Florian creates poems that range from nostalgically sentimental to extremely confounding. Ord's macabre and unconventional sense of humor is sure to please any reader that seeks a literary adventure unlike any other."

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